Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
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