i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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