Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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