There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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