i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize
