do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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