omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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