Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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