He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
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