Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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