His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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