quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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