At least make sure they are 18
Why
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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