Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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