There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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