She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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