My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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