I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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