I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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