so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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