My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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