I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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