I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Watching her eat just hurts me
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
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