We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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