her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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