Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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