there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
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