i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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