worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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