your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
