great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
