I just threw up on my dentist
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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