found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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