he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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