yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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