How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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