Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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