Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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