you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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