Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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