i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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