Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
i out mim tonsoeep
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