I CAN MOONWALK!
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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