Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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