4 words: hood of his car
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
All I want is dick and wine.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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