somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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