WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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