He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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