i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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