Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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